The Simpsons Classics - Bart Wars - The Simpsons strike back

Mayored to the Mob

Set your Phasers on fun! It's Homer Simpson - Nerdbuster! By rescuing Mayor Quimby from rioting geeks at a Sci-Fi Convention, Homer becomes the official mayoral bodyguard, only to discover he's got to battle Fat Tony's wacky gangsters. A deadly ballet fraught with musical mayhem!!

Dog of Death

The Dog: Man's best...and most expensive friend? A potentially fatal illness strikes Santa's Little Helper, testing the Simpson family's loyalty, pocketbook, and ability to stomach organ meats. A harrowingly humorous tale of lottery-ticket emotion, canine devotion, and the sweet gamey tang of human flesh!

The Secret War of Lisa Simpson

When Bart nearly destroys Springfield and is sent to Rommelwood Military Academy for discipline, Lisa decides she wants to become it's first female cadet. TREMBLE at the sheer brutality of a fourth-grade hazing! SHRINK from the death-defying spectacle of "The Eliminator"!! SURVIVE a poem by John Keats!!!

Marge Be Not Proud

The pencil of crime has no eraser! Or does it? A heavy bombardment of X-Mas commercials for an insanely expensive videogame drives Bart to consider if larceny is the best policy. Will Bart survive the scare-tactics of the Try-N-Save store detective, Homer's laughably feeble punishments, and the alienation of a mother's love?